2010年12月04日
Yoga Laughter
Before you read the article here's a joke for you:
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager yells, Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring.
Eats (bamboo)shoots and leaves.
http://www.reuters.com/assets/print?aid=USTRE6AP2OH20101126
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager yells, Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring.
Eats (bamboo)shoots and leaves.
http://www.reuters.com/assets/print?aid=USTRE6AP2OH20101126
2010年11月27日
Fast Food Planet
November is turkey
eating month, particularly the last Thursday. It is also known as Thanksgiving.
I will not try to explain this(American) holiday. Hopefully it won't be imported into Japan.
Turkey is not a tasty bird.
However other trendy lifestyles are imported into Japan from the west. But not only in Japan, but almost
anywhere in the world.
Many native people are(now) eating very different from their grandparents.
Ojiisan is living until 150.
While Kawaii-chan can barely walk straight with her 10 meter high high-heels.
Anyway, I forget my point as always...
By the way as you read this article you can substitute the country for yours.
http://www.topics-mag.com/globalization/food-korea.htm
ps-
Goble goble(turkey sound)

I will not try to explain this(American) holiday. Hopefully it won't be imported into Japan.
Turkey is not a tasty bird.
However other trendy lifestyles are imported into Japan from the west. But not only in Japan, but almost
anywhere in the world.
Many native people are(now) eating very different from their grandparents.
Ojiisan is living until 150.
While Kawaii-chan can barely walk straight with her 10 meter high high-heels.
Anyway, I forget my point as always...
By the way as you read this article you can substitute the country for yours.
http://www.topics-mag.com/globalization/food-korea.htm
ps-
Goble goble(turkey sound)
2010年11月20日
Different views of marriage
I eat because I am hungry.
I drink because I am thirsty.
I relax because I am tired.
I sleep because I am sluggish.
I go to doctor because I am ill.
I marry because...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_declining_marriage/print
I drink because I am thirsty.
I relax because I am tired.
I sleep because I am sluggish.
I go to doctor because I am ill.
I marry because...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_declining_marriage/print
2010年11月13日
November 26 is important
In the U.S. November 26 is a very important day of the year for certain Americans
.
It is the day after Thanksgiving.That day is called Black Friday. That day many Americans
do what they do best... no no it's not eating.
But they shop until they drop. Or until their bank account drops dead.
On the other hand there is another movement with the initials B.N.D. Japan
is also a participating member, which I am happy to learn.
To understand more about what in the world I am referring to just click, please:
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fl20051122a1.html

It is the day after Thanksgiving.That day is called Black Friday. That day many Americans
do what they do best... no no it's not eating.

But they shop until they drop. Or until their bank account drops dead.

On the other hand there is another movement with the initials B.N.D. Japan

To understand more about what in the world I am referring to just click, please:
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fl20051122a1.html
2010年11月06日
Cheap cheapest rent per week
Are you tired of paying too much rent? Do you want to relocate to somewhere really cheap?
What if there's a place where you can pay not $100 or even $50 dollars but much much cheaper?
Would you be interested?
If the offer is $1 a week what will you do now?
This is not a joke:
http://www.reuters.com/assets/print?aid=USTRE6A347R20101104
What if there's a place where you can pay not $100 or even $50 dollars but much much cheaper?
Would you be interested?
If the offer is $1 a week what will you do now?
This is not a joke:
http://www.reuters.com/assets/print?aid=USTRE6A347R20101104