International issues

Here are some unusual statements from a person who talks in his sleep in a strange but funny way:

"Elephants in thongs are not something you see every day. Enjoy it."
"Vampire penguins. Zombie guinea pigs"
"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. My boat, my rules"
http://abcnews.go.com/WN/sleep-talkin-man-talking-sleep-funny/story?id=9627830
What do you say in your sleep? If you are not sure please place a voice recorder
next to your pillow and hit record...for me!
Sweet dreams!